Saturday, 5 June 2004

Oh dear!

I'm so sorry about that last post. I had a heart attack halfway through it, and I'm in the hospital now. Thanks for all the flowers you readers got me- oh wait, YOU DIDN'T GET ME ANY!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh no, I'd better calm down again... Breathe in, breath out... Breathe in, breathe out... That's better! So, the good news is, I can see the Boone child at the house he's staying at now. Mrs. Boone and Mr. Shears are living together! Readers, you can relax knowing I'll keep my ever-vigilant watch on them.
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  1. Ethel Banks22 May 2013 at 16:31

    MR.TIBBLES PLEASE STOP YOUR LATE NIGHT ACTIVITIES, MY CAT NEEDS TO SLEEP.

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  2. Mr. Tibble22 May 2013 at 16:32

    I'm sorry, dear Ethel, but I'm in the hospital after beating my heart back into submission! I can't hear you over the sound of my own MANLINESS.

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    1. Ethel Banks22 May 2013 at 16:36

      Oh good grief Mr. Tibbles, you aren't manly. My cat could take you out any day.

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    2. Mr. Tibble22 May 2013 at 16:37

      Only because my walker is somewhat broken!! If I had my legs back, I could take 100 of your ugly little sugarplums!!!!

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    3. Ethel Banks22 May 2013 at 16:39

      The weekly watcher? More like the weekly walker! If you don't watch your mouth, Sugarplum will sit on you and that won't be a very happy ending, now would it be?

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    4. Mr. Tibble22 May 2013 at 16:39

      Sugarplum could sit on an ELEPHANT and suffocate it, she's so fat!

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    5. Ethel Banks22 May 2013 at 18:26

      She's not fat! She's pleasantly plump! RUUDE

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  3. Mr. Tibble22 May 2013 at 16:37

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