Well, sadly, this isn't a happy ending.

I've been back at my house for a while now, and sadly, all seems to be going well for the Boones. Sorry, readers, I was hoping they'd start hating each other and start some more drama for me to report on but no, those stuck up Boones have to let everything go well. Anyway, my therapist has advised me to close the blog, as he says it "isn't good for me!". He has no clue what he's talking about. However, he is forcing me to stop posting, so goodbye, readers, and keep up the snooping.