Well, sadly, this isn't a happy ending.

I've been back at my house for a while now, and sadly, all seems to be going well for the Boones. Sorry, readers, I was hoping they'd start hating each other and start some more drama for me to report on but no, those stuck up Boones have to let everything go well. Anyway, my therapist has advised me to close the blog, as he says it "isn't good for me!". He has no clue what he's talking about. However, he is forcing me to stop posting, so goodbye, readers, and keep up the snooping.

Leaving her partner again?! (Possible Grand Theft Auto committed, too!!!)

Well, I was just peering through my binoculars at random passer-bys when I saw the Boone child and his mother get into Mr. Shear's car, and drive off. I knew this wasn't just them going out for groceries or something like that that NORMAL people would do because 1. They're the Boones!!!! 2. Mrs. Boone is an immoral and horrible person! 3. Mr. Shears ran out screaming and shouting when realized that the Boone child and his mother had taken off in his car. Well, I'm allowed to leave the hospital now, so I will get my nephew to drive me back home so I can do some more snooping!

Oh dear!

I'm so sorry about that last post. I had a heart attack halfway through it, and I'm in the hospital now. Thanks for all the flowers you readers got me- oh wait, YOU DIDN'T GET ME ANY!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh no, I'd better calm down again... Breathe in, breath out... Breathe in, breathe out... That's better! So, the good news is, I can see the Boone child at the house he's staying at now. Mrs. Boone and Mr. Shears are living together! Readers, you can relax knowing I'll keep my ever-vigilant watch on them.

While the boy is away...

Mr. Boone is calling the police. A manhunt is being organized for a boy that nobody cares about! What a waste of taxpayer dollars! Sometimes, I can't believe this country. Back in the day, if a stupid child like the Boone child ran away, nobody would care! His loss, their gain! Well, I'd better calm down. The doctor said my blood pressure is too high, but I DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! I've only had to go to the hospital 14 times because of heart attacks, and in my opinion, that shows how good I am at wrestling my heart back into submission, right!? So there's no need for me to calm down!!!!! I CAN SHOUT ALL I WANT AT YOU, COMPUTER SCREEN!!! AAAAAuyuyaysduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Update!!

This morning, after taking my medication and my usual cups of black coffee, I went outside on my rocker to watch the location of where the Boone child is hiding. After Mr. Boone had left for work, he slowly creeped out from his hiding place, and grabbed some food and went to Mrs. Shears' house. He knocked a few times, and then when no one answered, gave up. He walked around the house and sat beside a dustbin. After a few minutes, he got up and walked to the Alexander's house. She answered immediately, and they talked for a bit. Christopher seemed to get more and more frustrated, and finally left, running back to his house. Then I saw him do something absolutely nonsensical! He grabbed a brick, picked it up, and THREW it through his own window!!! He grabbed a few things, most incredibly, his father's credit card, and the pin combo for it. He then walked away from his house and away from the neighborhood, until I couldn't see him anymore.
Well, that concludes this blog post. Until I hear more about this predicament for the Boone child, goodbye.

Plot twist!!

Well, it turns out that Mrs. Boone didn't really die. Apparently, the only one on the street who knew this was Mr. Boone, and someone who I won't mention until later in the post. Not surprising, those moralless people! Apparently, she's the even worse parent, as she left him for another man... Mrs. Spears' husband!!! The Boone child was so frightened that he's hiding in the Boone garden AT THIS MOMENT. Don't tell Mr. Boone, I want to see what happens. Crazy, I know, readers. You're all lucky to have me as an inside source! That's all for now... I'll keep up the constant news reports (unless I have to go to the hospital.)

Domestic Abuse?!

Well, I've heard some CRAAAZY news. Something I've never ever heard before! This morning, that nasty Boone child went to his school for crazy kids. Which is suspicious that he's still allowed to go there, but not the main point of this blog post. The CRAAAZY part is that something was wrong with that child's face. If you looked close enough, you could tell there was a bruise on his face! And it didn't look like a bruise from walking into a door, or something stupid like that Child would normally do. It looked like a fist mark. That means that that horrible child is being properly disciplined for once in his hopefully-short lifetime! Good for Mr. Boone for finally teaching that child that a murderer is scum and should be treated like it!!!!

Oops!

Sorry about that last post! I fell asleep at my keyboard again. Hmm. Maybe I should go to the doctor?

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Hmph...

Well, about ten minutes after my last post, I found out they had released that Boone child from prison. KEEP HIM IN THERE, I SAY! I can't believe the police would let a KNOWN MURDERER get out of jail with just a warning! Back in my day, if you did so much as steal a watermelon, you'd be hanged. Anyway, I'll certainly be keeping my ever-watchful eyes on that boy. In other news, Mrs. Shears has driven away from her home at a time that she's never left her house before!! Probably having an affair, that lawless woman. Things are getting veeeryyy suspicious. Watch your back, as they could be plotting against us.


A couple days ago, I saw the Boone child knock on Mrs. Shears' door. She opened the door, and they exchanged a few words, and then she shut it in his face. Good for her. However, yesterday, he knocked on Mrs. Alexander's house. They talked for a while. Probably conspiring against me! He did the same thing this day, but they walked to the park too! I was thinking about calling the police, but I decided against it. I need more evidence, and the best way to get evidence is something I'm good at: snooping. 

Dog Pictures.

First Post

This night, I saw the most horrible thing. A dog, named Wellington, was laying on the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears' house, dead! Even worse, a fork was thrust through the body of the poor dog! That nasty Boone child was sitting beside him. Absolutely disgusting! He pulled the fork out of the poor dog, and tried to squish him. 4 minutes later, Mrs. Shears comes out and yells at him. If he did that on MY lawn, he'd get much more than just a little yelled at!! He rolled over on to the grass, like he's mentally disabled. As if!

The police arrived in a bit. They escorted Mrs. Shears back in her home, and then questioned the Boone child. The dumb boy rolls over on the lawn and starts making noises that sound like whale calls. Then he does the most stupid thing I've ever seen! He is pulled up be the policeman, and hits him! I couldn't believe it myself, I know. Thankfully, the police arrest him and bring the child to the police station.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow's a big day, after all, as I'm going to post DOG PICTURES.