Plot twist!!

Well, it turns out that Mrs. Boone didn't really die. Apparently, the only one on the street who knew this was Mr. Boone, and someone who I won't mention until later in the post. Not surprising, those moralless people! Apparently, she's the even worse parent, as she left him for another man... Mrs. Spears' husband!!! The Boone child was so frightened that he's hiding in the Boone garden AT THIS MOMENT. Don't tell Mr. Boone, I want to see what happens. Crazy, I know, readers. You're all lucky to have me as an inside source! That's all for now... I'll keep up the constant news reports (unless I have to go to the hospital.)