Well, sadly, this isn't a happy ending.

I've been back at my house for a while now, and sadly, all seems to be going well for the Boones. Sorry, readers, I was hoping they'd start hating each other and start some more drama for me to report on but no, those stuck up Boones have to let everything go well. Anyway, my therapist has advised me to close the blog, as he says it "isn't good for me!". He has no clue what he's talking about. However, he is forcing me to stop posting, so goodbye, readers, and keep up the snooping.

Leaving her partner again?! (Possible Grand Theft Auto committed, too!!!)

Well, I was just peering through my binoculars at random passer-bys when I saw the Boone child and his mother get into Mr. Shear's car, and drive off. I knew this wasn't just them going out for groceries or something like that that NORMAL people would do because 1. They're the Boones!!!! 2. Mrs. Boone is an immoral and horrible person! 3. Mr. Shears ran out screaming and shouting when realized that the Boone child and his mother had taken off in his car. Well, I'm allowed to leave the hospital now, so I will get my nephew to drive me back home so I can do some more snooping!

Oh dear!

I'm so sorry about that last post. I had a heart attack halfway through it, and I'm in the hospital now. Thanks for all the flowers you readers got me- oh wait, YOU DIDN'T GET ME ANY!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh no, I'd better calm down again... Breathe in, breath out... Breathe in, breathe out... That's better! So, the good news is, I can see the Boone child at the house he's staying at now. Mrs. Boone and Mr. Shears are living together! Readers, you can relax knowing I'll keep my ever-vigilant watch on them.

While the boy is away...

Mr. Boone is calling the police. A manhunt is being organized for a boy that nobody cares about! What a waste of taxpayer dollars! Sometimes, I can't believe this country. Back in the day, if a stupid child like the Boone child ran away, nobody would care! His loss, their gain! Well, I'd better calm down. The doctor said my blood pressure is too high, but I DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! I've only had to go to the hospital 14 times because of heart attacks, and in my opinion, that shows how good I am at wrestling my heart back into submission, right!? So there's no need for me to calm down!!!!! I CAN SHOUT ALL I WANT AT YOU, COMPUTER SCREEN!!! AAAAAuyuyaysduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Update!!

This morning, after taking my medication and my usual cups of black coffee, I went outside on my rocker to watch the location of where the Boone child is hiding. After Mr. Boone had left for work, he slowly creeped out from his hiding place, and grabbed some food and went to Mrs. Shears' house. He knocked a few times, and then when no one answered, gave up. He walked around the house and sat beside a dustbin. After a few minutes, he got up and walked to the Alexander's house. She answered immediately, and they talked for a bit. Christopher seemed to get more and more frustrated, and finally left, running back to his house. Then I saw him do something absolutely nonsensical! He grabbed a brick, picked it up, and THREW it through his own window!!! He grabbed a few things, most incredibly, his father's credit card, and the pin combo for it. He then walked away from his house and away from the neighborhood, until I couldn't see him anymore.
Well, that concludes this blog post. Until I hear more about this predicament for the Boone child, goodbye.