Plot twist!!

Well, it turns out that Mrs. Boone didn't really die. Apparently, the only one on the street who knew this was Mr. Boone, and someone who I won't mention until later in the post. Not surprising, those moralless people! Apparently, she's the even worse parent, as she left him for another man... Mrs. Spears' husband!!! The Boone child was so frightened that he's hiding in the Boone garden AT THIS MOMENT. Don't tell Mr. Boone, I want to see what happens. Crazy, I know, readers. You're all lucky to have me as an inside source! That's all for now... I'll keep up the constant news reports (unless I have to go to the hospital.)

Domestic Abuse?!

Well, I've heard some CRAAAZY news. Something I've never ever heard before! This morning, that nasty Boone child went to his school for crazy kids. Which is suspicious that he's still allowed to go there, but not the main point of this blog post. The CRAAAZY part is that something was wrong with that child's face. If you looked close enough, you could tell there was a bruise on his face! And it didn't look like a bruise from walking into a door, or something stupid like that Child would normally do. It looked like a fist mark. That means that that horrible child is being properly disciplined for once in his hopefully-short lifetime! Good for Mr. Boone for finally teaching that child that a murderer is scum and should be treated like it!!!!

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Sorry about that last post! I fell asleep at my keyboard again. Hmm. Maybe I should go to the doctor?

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Hmph...

Well, about ten minutes after my last post, I found out they had released that Boone child from prison. KEEP HIM IN THERE, I SAY! I can't believe the police would let a KNOWN MURDERER get out of jail with just a warning! Back in my day, if you did so much as steal a watermelon, you'd be hanged. Anyway, I'll certainly be keeping my ever-watchful eyes on that boy. In other news, Mrs. Shears has driven away from her home at a time that she's never left her house before!! Probably having an affair, that lawless woman. Things are getting veeeryyy suspicious. Watch your back, as they could be plotting against us.


A couple days ago, I saw the Boone child knock on Mrs. Shears' door. She opened the door, and they exchanged a few words, and then she shut it in his face. Good for her. However, yesterday, he knocked on Mrs. Alexander's house. They talked for a while. Probably conspiring against me! He did the same thing this day, but they walked to the park too! I was thinking about calling the police, but I decided against it. I need more evidence, and the best way to get evidence is something I'm good at: snooping. 

Dog Pictures.

First Post

This night, I saw the most horrible thing. A dog, named Wellington, was laying on the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears' house, dead! Even worse, a fork was thrust through the body of the poor dog! That nasty Boone child was sitting beside him. Absolutely disgusting! He pulled the fork out of the poor dog, and tried to squish him. 4 minutes later, Mrs. Shears comes out and yells at him. If he did that on MY lawn, he'd get much more than just a little yelled at!! He rolled over on to the grass, like he's mentally disabled. As if!

The police arrived in a bit. They escorted Mrs. Shears back in her home, and then questioned the Boone child. The dumb boy rolls over on the lawn and starts making noises that sound like whale calls. Then he does the most stupid thing I've ever seen! He is pulled up be the policeman, and hits him! I couldn't believe it myself, I know. Thankfully, the police arrest him and bring the child to the police station.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow's a big day, after all, as I'm going to post DOG PICTURES.